don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are
don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
you know what to do with that big fat butt
wiggle wiggle wiggle
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.
― (via h-albschlaf)
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
when none of ur internet friends are online