Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows
i’m going to glue 1,000 cotton balls onto my body so i can finally become a cloud
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life