lastgreattimewhore:

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

bestnatesmithever:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

tarans-killam:

cobies:

drarry:

do u ever look at someone’s characterization of one of ur faves and just sit there offended on behalf of the character

Is this about the how I met your mother finale

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.
  • gang0fwolves:

    when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

    rapunzelie:

    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals